Petrino on ESPN

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FTB:Time to settle in with new wife and stop worrying about EX

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2008 Arkansas Football Media Guide Released

2008 Arkansas Football Media Guide

The University of Arkansas has released the 2008 Arkansas Football Media Guide. This year's media guide is separated into 8 packed PDF files to allow for faster downloading and viewing.

So, click on the downloads below and get caught up on the latest information, news, history, and stats about the current Arkansas Razorbacks Football Teams.

Click on any of the links below:

Section Pages
Front Cover, Preview, Roster 1-21
Coaches, Staff 22-38
Players 39-85
2007 Review, Opponents 86-102
Records 103-135
Honors, History 136-175
Media Info, University 176-203
Facilities, Back Cover 204-208

 

Just Because

Once again, the only thing this has to do with Arkansas football is that Will Farrell is a huge USC fan who kicked Arkansas' tail two years in a row. The video quality is poor at best, but it's the only one I could find to embed. So, if you missed last night's ESPY's then you need to check out "Tiger Woods'" acceptance speech at the end of the show for Best Male Athlete. Feel free to fast forward to about the 2:20 mark if you want to get to the meat of it.

Razorstuff: Gillette Fusion Hog Razor

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This Day in Revisionist Razorback History

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Former Razorback Matt Jones rescued 7 children, 1 elderly grandmother, and a litter of brand new baby kittens from a burning house in downtown Fayetteville. Shortly after midnight, Jones, who had just completed his annual fundraiser for alzheimer research, risked his life to save the 7 children, 1 grandmother, and kittens, who were all left trapped in an upstairs bedroom together while the parents of the children bar-hopped on Dickson street. Both of the parents, whose names are currently being withheld, are University of Tennessee alums and were found passed-out face down on the steps of the Walton Arts Center.



Fayetteville Fire Marshall Bill, first on the scene at the fire, said that Jones was hardly even burned despite going into the burning house on at least eight different occasions, and that he ended up with nothing but a few scorches on his "Just Say No To Drugs" shirt.

"Let me show you something! It was Matt's 4.4 speed that allowed him to outrun the heat! Sometimes fast people can outrun fire! It's a fact!"


Reports out of Jacksonville this summer where Jones is a wide receiver with the Jaguars have been positive as the club has maintained for months now that Jones has become the hardest working member of the team and will enter the NFL season as Jacksonville's top receiving threat and even as the backup quarterback to David Garrard.

Jones, who privately helps fund the single mother's scholarship and who just finished a mission to spread the word of Christianity in the middle east will be honored with various parades and banquets in both Fayetteville and Jacksonville over the coming weeks.

FTB:Matt Jones and the Negatives

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Way To Go, Cliffy


A year after being demoted to the minors, former Razorback Cliff Lee will be the starting pitcher for the American League in tonight's all-star game. Clifton Phifer Lee brings a 2.31 ERA and a 12-2 record for the awful Cleveland Indians into tonight's game at Yankee Stadium. Thank goodness he doesn't have to pitch to Josh Hamilton, because that dude can rake (he was the HR Derby champ in my book).

Chow, Levan


Well, my day has officially been ruined with yet another downer in the world of Arkansas athletics. I know this post is way late in today's instant news world, but I couldn't let it slide without a farewell to my favorite country of Georgia player of all time.

Seems that "The Tbilisi (pronounced Ball-ee-see) Baller", Arkansas freshman guard Levan Patsatsia has decided to transfer from the University of Arkansas basketball team.

A native of the country of Georgia, I wrote back in December that Patsatsia was probably the most important player on the team even though he barely got to play. My argument will never fully be realized now as "The Georgia Peach" is transferring to Pensacola (Fla.) Junior College where he'll enjoy the beaches, the bars, and the babes while raining down three point bombs next season for the Pirates of PJC.

"White Lebron" (he also wore #23) averaged 2.1 minutes per game in the nine games he appeared in last season for the Razorbacks.

Levan's final stats as a Razorback (unless he transfers back after next season... it could happen):
9 games played
3 points
3 rebounds
1 personal foul
1 blocked shot

Just To Lift Your Spirits

The whole Matt Jones thing, the whole linebacker situation, the whole no more D-Mac, no more Felix, another brutal schedule upcoming... time to take it easy and reflect for a little while longer with this beauty thanks to the magic of youtube...